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Posted by on Oct 13, 2017 in Halloween | 0 comments

10 Terrible Halloween Costumes that We Actually (kind of) Love

Halloween is a holiday of frivolity, frights, and fun and we’re all about it. Deck out your house in cobwebs and pumpkins; fill your doorstep with candy; wear the most ridiculous costume you can find…

We have taken the time to find ten ridiculously terrible costumes for you. And when we say ridiculous, we really do mean ridiculous.

  1. 1.Dubbed the “Tightey Whitey” we hope anyone who wears it doesn’t trip. $32.99 at Oriental Trading
    2.Be the “Model Wife.” This costume will send you on a first classpath to tacky. $69.95 at

    3.Do your friends call you a crybaby? Now you can actually be one. In a giant inflatable costume suitable for both men and women.
    $99.99 at Spirit Halloween

  2. 4.It’s supposed to be a Dalmatian. A Sexy Dalmatian. The jury’s still out.
    $34.98 at Spirit Halloween
    5.Being an “Outhouse” for Halloween does not make up for your crappy personality, no matter what your best friend says. $46.99 at Oriental Trading

    6.Have you ever played the game Operation? Ever thought you’d be the game Operation? $67.99 at Oriental Trading

    7.This costume is actual crap. No seriously, it’s Poop. $39.99 at Spirit Halloween

    8.We’d like to formally boycott “sexy” character costumes from our childhood. Including but not limited to, Bedtime Bear Costumes. $21.64 at

    9.As if the commercial wasn’t unsettling enough, you can now bring Puppy Monkey Baby to life with this costume. $43.98 at

  3. 10.This writer would like to take a stand. A stand against Christmas costumes for Halloween. Christmas is shoved down our throats earlier every year. Can we please just give Halloween (and maybe even Thanksgiving) it’s due? Pledge with me: “I will not discuss, purchase or plan my December fun, until after October 31st.”
    at Oriental Trading 

    Sexy Santa $49.99 Snowman $14.99 Gingerbread $17.99 Elf $21.98


    Alyssa is a Marketing Specialist at Valpak specializing in social media, who loves Harry Potter, writing about nerdy things, and her “fur-babies” Tank, Crash and Kai. Follow her on Twitter @Mlyssailes