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Posted by on Dec 17, 2015 in Entertainment | 0 comments

How Not to Look Like a Scruffy Nerfherder

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She did it. She said it. She called you a “Scruffy Looking Nerfherder.”
Sure you’ve been called worse, but that doesn’t mean it feels good.
Let us help, we’ve got the tips to get you from Nerfherder to Scoundrel.

Step 1: Get a Haircut
It’s probably why you got called scruffy looking in the first place.

Step 2: Shave 
Or at least trim up that grizzly beard.
The Wet Shave Club will deliver a variety of shaving soaps, and razor blades to your door.

Step 3: Clean Up1-million
You most definitely want to shower.
The only thing worse than looking like a Nerfherder is smelling like one.
You may even want to dab on some cologne.
Give the new Paco Rabanna 1 Million a try, you can get it at Sephora.

old-navy-outfitStep 4: Dress Right
You want to look casual but attractive.
Go for a Sweater and Khakis, classic yet cute.
You can score both at Old Navy for less than $40!
If you’re traveling to Hoth, stay warm with a scarf.
If you have to resort to crawling into the belly of a tauntaun to keep warm, you’ll be right where you started, and especially smelly.

 


Step 6: Gifting
If all else fails, just give her a gift to shut her up.
Go for something cute, like these matching tees from Redbubble.

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